Things To Enjoy At Christmas Made Cheeky Funny Card

Deliver outrageous adult humor this holiday season with this cheeky text-based Christmas card designed by Laura Lonsdale. The light green design features a white cloud header reading 'Things to enjoy at Christmas (made cheeky)' framed by holly sprigs, followed by a list of crossed-out and edited holiday traditions. The modified text reads 'A CHRISTMAS NIPPLE', 'NICE FESTIVITIES', 'BUMMING ELF ON THE SHELF', 'EGGSNOG', and 'CHEESE AND DICK'. Printed on thick, high-grade 300gsm FSC-certified paper stock, it ensures crisp typography and a smooth writing surface inside.Ready to shock and amuse your friends this holiday?Give your closest mates, partner, or cheeky relatives an unforgettable laugh with this rude and hilarious festive checklist card.Who is this card suitable for?Perfect for adult friends, partners, husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, brothers, sisters, or colleagues with an unfiltered sense of humour.What can I personalise on this card?The front graphic and handwritten corrections are fixed as shown, while the blank inside is fully personalisable with custom text, stickers, or uploaded photos.What envelope options are available?Each card is supplied with a choice of high-quality coloured envelopes, ensuring your greeting arrives looking polished and ready to give.