Seventy Thought You Were Older Birthday Greeting Card

Poke gentle, cheeky fun at entering a brand-new decade with the deadpan Seventy Thought You Were Older Birthday Greeting Card. Set against a vibrant coral background with a cute contrasting love heart at the bottom, the front features striking typography reading: "SEVENTY? I thought you were much older". It is a hilarious reverse-compliment card guaranteed to produce laughter, eye rolls, and genuine smiles.We print this eye-catching design onto heavyweight 300gsm FSC-certified board, giving it an exceptionally sturdy hand-feel and crisp, vivid print finish. Whether presented at a family party or posted from afar, this witty milestone card brings brilliant banter to someone celebrating their 70th birthday.Is this an insult or a very sneaky compliment?A bit of both! It delivers peak cheeky British banter wrapped up with a tiny sweet heart at the bottom to soften the blow.Who is this card suitable for?Perfect for a mum, dad, grandad, nan, uncle, auntie, friend, or partner with a great sense of humour about turning 70.What can I personalise on this card?The front graphic and text are fixed, while the entire interior is yours to personalise with custom text, uploaded photos, and fun decorative stickers.What envelope styles are available?A crisp standard envelope is included with every card, and you can also upgrade to luxury kraft or colourful envelope styles during checkout.