Remember Youre Loads Older Funny 70th Birthday Card
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The HexGuard Remember Youre Loads Older Funny 70th Birthday Card is stocked by 1 shop we compare on Shopperazzi. Listed prices start at £2.99.
Mark seven decades of life with a funny reality check using this 70th birthday card created by Laura Lonsdale. Set on a warm salmon pink backdrop with confetti dots, cloud speech frames state "SOMETIMES I FEEL OLD, AND THEN I REMEMBER YOU'RE LOADS OLDER AND I FEEL MUCH BETTER HAPPY 70TH BIRTHDAY!". Crafted on luxury 300gsm FSC-certified board, this card comes in standard A5 and Large A4 sizes.Why is this 70th milestone card guaranteed to bring laughs?Reaching 70 is an incredible accomplishment, and this card delivers affectionate age teasing with an underlined "loads" for maximum comedy!Who is this card suitable for?Specifically designed for 70-year-olds, including friends, brothers, sisters, mums, dads, nans, or grandads.What can I personalise on this card?The front graphic remains fixed, but the inside spread is completely personalisable with custom written text, uploaded photos, and stickers.Is this card board sustainably sourced?Yes, all our cardstock is FSC-certified from responsibly managed forests, ensuring an eco-conscious choice for your celebration.What envelope choices are offered?You can choose from a variety of high-grade coloured envelopes during checkout to pair with this coral pink design.
Product details
- Brand
- HexGuard
- Model
- 2694011527
- Condition
- new
- Category
- Greeting Cards







