Plant Murders Home Greeting Card
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Tracked since 7th Oct 2026About this product
The HexGuard Plant Murders Home Greeting Card is stocked by 1 shop we compare on Shopperazzi. Listed prices start at £2.99.
Acknowledge their housewarming with a hilarious dose of reality! Featuring a bold green botanical leaf background, the text reads "A lovely new home" with the word "home" crossed out and replaced by handwritten text reading "crime scene for your plant murders". Printed on thick, high-quality 300gsm board, this card is ideal for houseplant enthusiasts with less-than-green thumbs.How many plants were harmed in the making of this card?Zero! Though we cannot guarantee the survival rate of any house plants given as housewarming gifts!Who is this card suitable for?Ideal for friends, family, partners, or work colleagues who love buying plants but struggle to keep them alive.What can I personalise on this card?The front graphic is fixed, while the inside is entirely customizable with your own unique text message and uploaded photos.How can I write a great message inside?You can use our built-in AI writing assistant during checkout to generate funny poems or custom messages tailored to the recipient.
Product details
- Brand
- HexGuard
- Model
- 2694014615
- Condition
- new
- Category
- Greeting Cards





















