Old Bastard Funny Rude Birthday Greeting Card

Cut through sugary birthday sentiment with the delightfully blunt Old Bastard Funny Rude Birthday Greeting Card. Set on a bold, vibrant grass-green canvas, prominent white block typography delivers a hilarious bait-and-switch roast: "SOMETIMES A CARD CAN MAKE YOUR WHOLE DAY. UNFORTUNATELY NOT TODAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD BASTARD.".Produced on thick 300gsm FSC-certified cardstock, this card offers a smooth matte finish and exceptional print clarity. It is the definitive adult humour birthday greeting for mates, brothers, and coworkers who prefer savage banter and zero sentimental fluff.Did they really expect a touching poem?Not from you! This card sets up high expectations just to tear them down with classic British insult comedy.Who is this card suitable for?A fantastic choice for a best mate, brother, dad, colleague, husband, or partner who enjoys sweary, affectionate insults.What can I personalise on this card?The cover wording is fixed as printed, while the spacious interior is completely blank for you to compose a personalised message, format text, and add digital stickers.What postal category does this card require?When ordered in our standard A5 size, this card posts using standard UK letter postage with Royal Mail, making sending effortless and cost-effective.