Old As Shit Constellation Stars Birthday Card

Send a stellar insult with a touch of cosmic flair! This dark navy blue card is covered in delicate twinkling white stars, with elegant text reading: "Your future is written in the stars...". Lower down, a massive constellation spells out the hilarious punchline: "OLD AS SHIT". It offers a brilliant contrast between pretty celestial artwork and brutally honest adult humour. Made in the UK using sturdy 300gsm FSC-certified board, this card feels as premium as it looks funny.Is this card safe for all audiences?Because of the explicit adult phrasing, this card is strictly intended for grown-ups with a healthy, cheeky sense of humor!Who is this card suitable for?Best given to close friends, siblings, partners, or work mates who love crude jokes and aren't sensitive about getting older.What can I personalise on this card?The star constellation on the front is fixed, but you can write a personal message inside, upload photographs, and apply custom stickers.Can I use AI tools to refine my message inside?Yes, our built-in AI writing tools can assist you in composing a hilarious poem or message, as well as enhancing any uploaded photos for the inside layout.