Have Merry Fucking Christmas Funny Sweary Greeting Card
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Bring a bold wave of adult humor to the holiday season with this Have A Merry Fucking Christmas Funny Sweary Greeting Card. Styled in a minimalist monochrome comic grid layout with raw pencil-drawn lines, the card features direct text broken into panels reading "HAVE A MERRY fucking CHRISTMAS". Unapologetically direct and hilarious, it?s designed for those who prefer straightforward banter over mushy holiday sentiments. Printed on heavy 300gsm FSC-certified board, it provides a high-end feel for a distinctly edgy card, available in standard A5 and large A4 sizes.Why send a sweary Christmas card?Not everyone wants traditional festive fluff! This card is ideal for close mates, cheeky siblings, or work colleagues who share a dark or blunt sense of humor and love a good swear word.Is this card suitable for all ages?No, due to the explicit language printed on the front, this card is strictly intended for adult recipients who appreciate profane humor.Who is this card suitable for?Best for close friends, besties, brothers, sisters, adult cousins, and work mates with a cheeky sense of humor.What can I personalise on this card?The front graphic text is non-editable, but the inside is 100% personalisable with your own message, photos, and digital stickers.Are your cards eco-friendly?Yes, all our cards are produced using FSC-certified paper stock from responsibly managed forests, ensuring great print quality with low environmental impact.
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- Brand
- HexGuard
- Model
- 2694013451
- Condition
- new
- Category
- Decorations





















