Funny Vows Marriage Wedding Greeting Card

Bring unapologetic honesty and cheeky adult humour to a wedding celebration with this striking text-based greeting card. Featuring crisp, white capital lettering set against a vibrant purple background, the card displays a delightfully irreverent take on traditional marriage vows. The text reads: 'TIL DEATH DO US PART. OR UNTIL YOU START SHITTING YOURSELF IN PUBLIC. WHATEVER ONE COMES FIRST.' Available in standard A5 and large A4 sizes, this card is guaranteed to make the bride and groom laugh out loud.Designed for couples with a wicked sense of humour, this card cuts right through romantic clich?s with pure, unvarnished realism. It is perfect for close friends, siblings, or partners who share an inside joke about long-term commitment and growing old together.Are these vows legally binding at the altar?Not according to official registry offices, but they certainly capture the true test of long-term partnership with hilarious precision!Who is this card suitable for?This card is suitable for close friends, brothers, sisters, cousins, and couples with a strong appreciation for adult, crude, or cheeky humour.What can I personalise on this card?The cover text is fixed as shown, but you can completely customise the interior page with custom handwritten-style messages, personal photos, and fun stickers.Can I use your AI tool to write an interior message?Yes, our built-in AI writing tools can help you generate funny, tailored wedding wishes, rhymes, or heartfelt messages directly inside your card during checkout.