Funny Sick Card Greeting Card

Capture the messy reality of parenthood with this cheeky and bold design! Set against a forest green background, it illustrates an adorable swaddled baby spitting up a huge wave of milk that frames the bold orange text "NEW BABY". Printed on premium 300gsm FSC-certified cardstock, this card balances playful humour with top-tier print quality.Is milk spit-up guaranteed with every new baby?Practically guaranteed! This card prepares the new parents for the beautiful, messy days ahead with a good laugh.Who is this card suitable for?Suitable for friends, siblings, cousins, or work colleagues who appreciate cheeky and humorous real-life parenting jokes.What can I personalise on this card?The front graphic is fixed. The inside is completely blank and customizable for you to add personal messages, poems, or uploaded photos.Can I use AI to help write a funny message inside?Yes, our built-in AI writing tool can assist you in generating hilarious messages, quotes, or well wishes in seconds.