Funny Personalised Photo Retirement Business Card Greeting Card

Celebrate a colleague's well-earned exit from the daily grind with this hilarious retirement greeting card! Designed to look like a giant oversized business card, the vibrant orange background reads: 'CONGRATS ON YOUR RETIREMENT HERE'S YOUR NEW BUSINESS CARD'. The main badge graphic features space for a custom photo upload alongside playful work-free terms: 'NOT MY PROBLEM', 'DON'T ASK DON'T CALL', 'RETIRED', 'ASK SOMEONE ELSE', 'CLOSED: MON?SUN', and 'I DON'T CARE'.Available in standard A5 and large A4 sizes, this bright and cheeky photo upload greeting card is perfect for giving a retiring coworker, boss, or friend a memorable send-off full of laughter.What happens if I try to contact the retiree on a Tuesday afternoon?Their official business card explicitly states 'CLOSED: MON-SUN', meaning your query has been automatically forwarded to 'Not My Problem'!Who is this card suitable for?Suitable for work colleagues, bosses, team members, friends, dads, mums, or anyone entering retirement who is officially done with work emails.What can I personalise on this card?You can upload a custom photo for the business card picture slot on the front. Inside, the card is fully personalisable with custom text, photos, and decorative stickers.What card stock is this greeting card printed on?Our cards are printed on high-quality 300gsm+ heavy board stock carefully chosen to ensure vibrant color reproduction and a sturdy, high-end feel.