Funny Pasta La Vista Old Fart Birthday Greeting Card
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The HexGuard Funny Pasta La Vista Old Fart Birthday Greeting Card is stocked by 1 shop we compare on Shopperazzi. Listed prices start at £2.99.
Serve up hilarious nostalgia and cheeky birthday banter with this brilliant food pun greeting card. Set against a vibrant split yellow and orange backdrop, the cartoon design features a tin of spaghetti hoops alongside a dinner plate decorated with green peas and pasta letters spelling out: "OLD FART!" Bold white hand-lettering overhead delivers the ultimate punchline: "PASTA LA VISTA YOUTH".Crafted on ultra-thick 300gsm FSC-certified cardstock, this card guarantees bold, vivid colours and a durable hand-feel. Offered in versatile standard A5 and generous large A4 formats, it provides endless laughs for anyone hitting a milestone or simply getting older.Will eating this pasta restore their youthful energy?Definitely not, but it will certainly give them a huge serving of birthday laughter and nostalgic fun!Who is this card suitable for?Ideal for brothers, dads, husbands, boyfriends, best mates, and colleagues who enjoy cheeky ageing jokes and retro food banter.What can I personalise on this card?The front graphic and text are pre-printed, while the inside offers a complete blank canvas to write custom jokes, upload photos, and insert digital stickers.Can I write the inside message using your AI assistant?Yes, our built-in AI writing tool makes it effortless to compose witty birthday rhymes, funny roasts, or heartfelt notes directly inside the card.
Product details
- Brand
- HexGuard
- Model
- 2694010255
- Condition
- new
- Category
- Greeting Cards

















