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Deliver a tongue-in-cheek insult with this brilliantly understated birthday card! Featuring giant white hand-lettered text on a vibrant purple background, the design reads: "I HEARD THAT OLD PEOPLE LIKE RECEIVING BIRTHDAY CARDS". It's an amusingly passive-aggressive way to acknowledge someone's growing age without getting overly mushy.Weaved naturally into this premium design is high-grade 300gsm FSC-certified cardstock, giving it a heavy, luxurious feel in hand. Available in standard A5 and Large A4 formats, it's the ideal card for poking fun at aging friends or relatives.Is this card suitable for a specific old person?Any person who qualifies as 'old' in your eyes! Just prepare yourself for whatever witty comeback they throw at you in return.Who is this card suitable for?Great for older siblings, aging parents, grandparents, mature colleagues, or close friends who love sarcastic age-related humor.What can I personalise on this card?The front text is non-editable, but you can write a custom birthday message inside, choose custom typography styles, and add personal photos or graphics.What environmental impact does this card have?This card is printed on FSC-certified board sourced from responsibly managed forests, ensuring your laughter doesn't cost the Earth.Can I use AI to help write my message inside?Yes! Use our smart built-in AI writing tool inside the editor to generate hilarious jokes, aged-themed puns, or thoughtful birthday wishes.