Funny Flowchart Leaving Work Happy Retirement Greeting Card

Bring a big laugh to the office with this witty flowchart retirement card designed by Rosie Johnson. Following cloud-shaped speech bubbles and arrows, the humorous text reads: "We can't believe you're leaving. Will you miss work? -> Yes -> You will? -> Yes -> Really? -> No / No -> Fair enough! But work will miss you. -> HAPPY RETIREMENT!" Printed on a yellow grid background.Frequently Asked QuestionsWill they actually miss work?The flowchart says it best?probably not! But the office will certainly miss them, making this funny card a great farewell joke.Who is this card suitable for?Tailor-made for work colleagues, bosses, teammates, or friends leaving their jobs to retire.What can I personalise on this card?The front flowchart is fixed, but you can fully personalise the inside layout with your own handwritten-style message, photos, or digital stickers.Is this printed on high-quality paper?Yes, all cards are crafted on durable 300gsm+ cardstock sourced specifically for vibrant print clarity and a premium feel.What postage size does this card require?It meets standard UK letter postage requirements, making it easy and convenient to send by mail.