Funny Dump Your Toilet Greeting Card

Inject some blunt, lighthearted humour into moving day with this hilarious cheeky greeting card created by Sophie Munro. Featuring a bold, vibrant yellow background paired with simple hand-drawn black typography, the front plainly reads the laugh-out-loud message: "CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR NEW TOILET!"Printed on premium 300gsm+ cardstock with a smooth finish, this hilarious card combines top-notch card quality with laugh-out-loud banter. It is the perfect choice for close mates, siblings, or partners who appreciate crude, honest, and unedited toilet humour.Will this card actually prepare them for my housewarming visit?Consider this card your official fair warning! It sets the expectations high for your first visit to their new bathroom facility.Who is this card suitable for?Best suited for best friends, brothers, sisters, boyfriends, girlfriends, or close colleagues who share a sarcastic sense of humour.What can I personalise on this card?The front text is non-editable to preserve the joke, but the interior can be completely customised with your own message, images, or cheeky extra jokes.Is this paper sustainably sourced?Yes! All our cards are printed on FSC-certified board, ensuring your cheeky banter is as environmentally responsible as it is hilarious.