F*cking Balloons Rude Balloon Dogs Retirement Greeting Card

Deliver unfiltered, cheeky humour on someone's big milestone with this rude balloon dogs retirement card! Set on a split cream and bright yellow background, the artwork features two yellow and orange balloon dogs engaged in a cheeky position, framed by hand-drawn text reading "happy retirement here's some f*cking balloons". Printed on thick 300gsm paper stock in standard A5 size, this card provides a smooth, luxury writing surface inside.Why send balloon animals for retirement?Because nothing says "congratulations on leaving work" like a pair of balloon dogs having a bit too much fun!Who is this card suitable for?Great for close work mates, best friends, brothers, sisters, or colleagues with a crude and sarcastic sense of humour.What can I personalise on this card?The front image is pre-printed, but the inner pages allow full customization with typed notes, photographs, and stickers.Are your greeting cards environmentally friendly?Yes, all our card products are printed on FSC-certified board sourced from responsibly managed forests.