Expectations Are Like Your Balls Funny Rude Anniversary Greeting Card

Bring crude, unfiltered laughs to your anniversary with this hilarious balls-themed greeting card! Set against a bold red background, the top half of the card features a cheeky cartoon illustration of a hairy pair of balls, above handwritten text reading "MY EXPECTATIONS FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY ARE LIKE YOUR BALLS, THEY GET LOWER EVERY YEAR!. Printed on thick 300gsm paper stock, it delivers maximum color impact and sharp detail.Why are expectations compared to saggy balls on an anniversary?Because as time goes on, both naturally drop lower and lower with age!Who is this card suitable for?Ideal for husbands, boyfriends, male partners, or married couples who share a crude and hilarious sense of humour.What can I personalise on this card?The front graphic is pre-printed, but the blank interior can be fully customised with your own personal text, uploaded family photographs, and fun digital stickers.What postage size is required for this card?Our standard A5 size greeting cards satisfy standard UK letter postage guidelines for convenient mailing."