Ditch Alarm Clock Digital Clock Retirement Greeting Card
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The HexGuard Ditch Alarm Clock Digital Clock Retirement Greeting Card is stocked by 1 shop we compare on Shopperazzi. Listed prices start at £2.99.
Celebrate the ultimate freedom of retirement with this humorous card by Toni Pilling. Featuring a bold graphic of a digital alarm clock displaying 12:00 with the alarm crossed out, the front text reads: "HAPPY RETIREMENT! TIME TO DITCH THE ALARM CLOCK".Frequently Asked QuestionsWhat time is alarm clock time in retirement?Never-o'clock! This card celebrates the glorious luxury of sleeping in and leaving morning alarms behind forever.Who is this card suitable for?Perfect for work colleagues, friends, parents, or relatives who are finally retiring and looking forward to relaxing mornings.What can I personalise on this card?The front graphic is pre-printed, but you can fully customise the inside of the card with custom messages, stickers, or personal photos.Can AI assist with writing a message inside?Yes! You can use our built-in AI tools to easily draft funny poems, jokes, or thoughtful messages directly on the design page.What cardstock is used?This card is printed on heavyweight 300gsm+ premium board for maximum crispness and print quality.
Product details
- Brand
- HexGuard
- Model
- 2694014956
- Condition
- new
- Category
- Greeting Cards





















