Have you had your wank today Pen

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Tracked since 27th Aug 2026- Features the slogan 'Have You Had Your Wank Today?'
- From the brand Dean Morris Cards
- A unique writing instrument for humorous occasions
About this product
The Dean Morris Cards Have you had your wank today Pen is stocked by 1 shop we compare on Shopperazzi, across 2 variants. Listed prices start at £1.30 and go up to £3.50.
Add a touch of cheeky humour to your correspondence with this 'Have You Had Your Wank Today?' pen from Dean Morris Cards. Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of British banter, this pen is sure to raise a smile or a blush.
It's a simple yet effective way to inject personality into your everyday writing tasks. Ideal for sending a light-hearted message to a friend or colleague.
Product details
- Brand
- Dean Morris Cards
- MPN
- 5060628112573
- Category
- general
- Variants
- 2 options
Frequently asked questions
What is included with this product?
This product is a single pen featuring the 'Have You Had Your Wank Today?' slogan.
What is the brand of this pen?
The brand of this pen is Dean Morris Cards.
What are the dimensions of the pen?
The dimensions of the pen are not specified in the product data.
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