
Dean Morris Cards
Dean Morris Cards has been selling cheeky, often properly rude greeting cards from Wolverhampton since 1999. If a polite verse won't do for a best mate's birthday, this is the place to look. Matching mugs, coasters and keyrings let you send a joke and a small present in one go. UK postage is free on modest orders.

Example: Especially stupid cunts Card
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About Dean Morris Cards
Cards for most occasions
Birthday cards sit alongside designs for Christmas, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day and Father's Day. An LGBT+ and Pride range adds more choice. The humour is adult, so check the wording before sending one to a gran or a colleague.
Gifts that match
Many of the card designs also appear on badges, fridge magnets, keyrings, pens, coasters and mugs. They are low-cost presents that pair neatly with a card and raise a laugh long after the day itself.
Postage and help
UK orders over £10 go free by Royal Mail 2nd Class. Quicker services, Tracked 24 and 1st Class, are available if you are cutting it fine. Cards are posted flat so they arrive in good shape. International orders are handled through the company's network of distributors. If something goes wrong with an order, contact the team directly. Shops wanting to stock the range can apply for a trade account. Payment is by Visa, Mastercard or PayPal.
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Dean Morris Cards quick facts
| Free delivery | On orders over £10 |
|---|---|
| Delivery | <p>UK delivery available. Cards ship flat for safe arrival.</p> |
| Returns | <p>Contact us for issues with your order.</p> |
| International shipping | Yes |
| Payment methods | Visa, Mastercard, PayPal |
| Loyalty scheme | Loyalty Program |
| Founded | 1999 |
| Headquarters | United Kingdom |
| Parent company | DEAN MORRIS CARDS LIMITED |
| Stores | Online + UK retailers |
Dean Morris Cards contact
- Website
- deanmorriscards.co.uk
- Phone
- 07941 269 307
Dean Morris Cards FAQs
Is postage free at Dean Morris Cards?
UK orders over £10 travel free by Royal Mail 2nd Class. Faster options, including 1st Class and Tracked 24, are also offered.
Are the cards suitable for children or older relatives?
Often not. The cards use adult humour, so read the joke first if the person receiving it is easily offended.
Can I stock Dean Morris cards in my shop?
Yes. Retailers can open a trade account, and the range is already sold through other UK shops as well as online.
Where is Dean Morris Cards based?
The company is based in Wolverhampton in the West Midlands and has been trading since 1999.

















