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Simian Saboteur

Simian Saboteur

Simian Saboteur is an independent streetwear label from Wickford, Essex, started in 2023 by Ryan and his father Darren. Its tees, hoodies, jackets and shorts carry a message about backing yourself and being different. It suits anyone after casual clothing with bold graphics and a story behind it, bought straight from the brand online.

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About Simian Saboteur

The collection

Tees are the backbone. Graphic designs include the Born To Peel Tee in Khaki Green and the Alternate Detonator Tee in Midnight Black. The plainer Classic Tee comes in Arctic White, French Navy and Primal Red. For layering, the Warrior Bomber Jacket in Midnight Black leads the hoodies and jackets, and shorts complete the line-up.

The story behind it

Simian Saboteur grew out of Ryan's long battle with ill health and the resilience it built. The brand turns that into clothing meant as everyday armour against self-doubt, with a streak of mischief. It is a father-and-son business rather than a big fashion house. That appeals if you like knowing who is behind a label.

Ordering and delivery

Orders are processed within 2 to 3 business days, and nothing ships or arrives at weekends or on holidays. Busy periods can add a short delay. International buyers pay any customs charges and taxes. If a parcel arrives damaged, keep the packaging and photos and claim with the carrier. The brand does not cover loss or damage in transit. For anything else, email [email protected]. Payment is by Visa, Mastercard or PayPal.

Simian Saboteur quick facts

DeliveryAll orders are processed within 2-3 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. Delays may occur during high volume. Customers are responsible for any customs and taxes. Simian Saboteur is not liable for products damaged or lost during shipping; contact the carrier and save evidence.
ReturnsSimian Saboteur is not liable for products damaged or lost during shipping. If you receive a damaged order, please contact the shipment carrier directly to file a claim. It is recommended to save all packaging materials and photographic evidence before filing a claim. For other return enquiries, please contact [email protected].
International shippingYes
Payment methodsVisa, Mastercard, PayPal
Founded2023
HeadquartersWickford, Essex, United Kingdom
Parent companyNone
StoresOnline only

Simian Saboteur FAQs

Where does Simian Saboteur ship from?

The brand is based in Wickford, Essex. It sells online only and also ships to international customers, who pay any customs and taxes.

What should I do if my order arrives damaged?

Contact the delivery carrier directly to make a claim, and keep the packaging and photos as evidence. Simian Saboteur does not accept liability for damage in transit.

When will my order be dispatched?

Orders are processed within 2 to 3 business days. Dispatch and delivery do not happen at weekends or on public holidays.

Who founded Simian Saboteur?

Ryan founded the brand in 2023 together with his father, Darren, drawing on his own experience of resilience through illness.